a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil.
The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear.

His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and his
penis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can.

The next morning the aliens leave after breakfast and the husband asks his wife
how it went. “Wonderful, I’m glad we agreed”, she replied. “How about you?”

The farmer says tells her it seemed really strange and very different from human sex. “
How so?”, asked the wife?

“Well, all she did was play with my ears the whole timeā€¦”

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