Author: Story Teller

Why doctor said that give 2 Viagra

“No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”

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F-cking Life Cycle

There was a bear looking at the fish. The bear thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, and that fish comes up to get the fly, I can get the fish!” There was a man looking at the bear. The man thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, the…

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons

looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked,“What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?”the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired,“Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”

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Engineer And An Anti-vaxxer In Jungle

we’ll make it across that bridge safely.The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking “Forget that, I’m swimming!”Edit: Typos

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Friends with her missus

“That’s not bad mate, she charges us $100.”

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Two Nuns are Tasked with Painting a Room

is the reply. The nuns shrug and decide thereis no harm in opening the door for him. They unlock the door and open it.The man says “Nice b*obs! Anyways,where do you want the blinds installed?”

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When a Saudi Prince Wants to Buy a Bull

They is born dark brown, but grow up to be light brown color.”The prince says “I rather like the Turkish bulls. Fine specimens indeed.”“Excellent choice, your majesty. But Turkish bull is special. They is bred for royalty, like you. But if you have royal blood, you must be bonding with bull calf when young, before…

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A Man is Flying a Plane

very carefully. Grab the spear from the savage next to you, run up to the chief and stab him in the chest.”So the man, with nothing to lose, grabs the spear from the savage next to him, runs up to the chief and stabs him in the chest. The man, as he’s standing over the…

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Man Can Talk With Animals

“…sure you can,” the farmer says “But I like your style. I’ll put you to work.” So the man does a few chores around the farm and earns his meal. At dinner, he says to the farmer, “I know you don’t believe me, but I actually do communicate with animals. I can prove it. I…

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She farted and c*m Out

After returning from the otherroom, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom.“Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I gotback!” Gary turns to him andsays, “I didn’t, I farted.”

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She Likes Dreams and their Meanings’.

Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present. I still don’t know why she didn’t like this book called ‘Dreams and their Meanings’.

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When a Deaf man Enters a Pharmacy

puts them in his pocket. The deaf mangets all read in his face and starts towaive violently At the pharmacist who says:– “If you cannot stand loosing, you shouldnot make a bet!”

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Little Johnny’s Parents Are making Cake in the Room

noises coming from his brother’s room so he walks in and catches hisbrother and his brother’s girlfriend having s*x and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! we’re makinga cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner…

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Royal Enfield German Style Helmet – Ultimate Guide

Table of Contents History of German style helmets Why so popular ? How to choose – Guide ? What is the history of German style helmets? German style helmets were introduced during World War I, following heavy casualties due to severe head injuries as head is the most exposed body part of a soldier while…

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A Guy Goes to see a Woman

They go up to her place. They move to the bedroom immediately and he pays her up front. Before they start, she insists that they should be in total darkness. “I don’t want to give my technique away, it’s a secret.” He accepts, so she closes the blinds before laying him down on the bed.…

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