Author: Story Teller

Thanos walks into a barber shop

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The Clever blonde in school

Next day the blonde came…home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is…

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Dark Humour Funny Jokes

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive. It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.…

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When Old Man is Selling Watermelons

An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away,…

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An Assassin is Running Towards Trump

bodyguard and says “ Thank you, butwhy did you yell Mickey Mouse”The bodyguard replies “Sorry Sir,I meant to say Donald, Duck.”

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German Man Saved the Dog

off, and he’ll be fine.”“Are you a vet?” I asked.He replied, “Vet?… I’m fucking soaking.”

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When Soldier Need Nun’s Help

crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher,…

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Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime.

bedtime,the daughter says – God bless mommy and daddy. And goodbye grandma.Sure enough, the next day grandma breathes her last earthly breath. The dad realizes this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do.He doesn’t want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma and grandpa were her parents).Months go…

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When Professor, a CEO, and a Janitor go to the Jungle

so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up. The janitor says “I’ll be an artist” so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a…

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The hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squires of the other two hides.

and the Elephant Squire had ten sons, but the Hippo Squire was childless. The Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire sent there eighteen sons to kill the Hippo Squire, but the Hippo Squire drew his sword and single-handedly slaughtered all eighteen of them. And thus, it was proven once and for all that the squire…

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Son Telling Mom About Kiss

He suddenly shouted and said look mom, They are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

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The Perfect Size ?

He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, “What is a penis?” The dad whips his out and says to the boy, “This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis.” The boy leaves…

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Man gets hilarious reply from Smoker kid

stunned, but plows forwardand asks, “Is your dad home?” The kid replies, “What thefuck do you think?”

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Hilarious Women

hree women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic…

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a blonde in the train

into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.The brunette thinks “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled theblonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to gropeme in the dark mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.” The Frenchman thinks “I bet…

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