house gets $75.” So he leaves. At the second house, he’s told a girl costs $100 “What’s the split?” ” House gets $60, girl gets $40″ So he leaves At the third house he’s told a girl will cost $100 “What’s the split?” ” girl gets $75, house gets $25″

” hot damn! That’s a price a working man can live with! ” Looking over the room, he sees a blonde with big tits giving him a look. So he runs over, grabs her by the arm, and starts to head upstairs. The Madame stops him and points over at a woman in her 70s with bad skin, stringy hair, and one good tooth. “Not so fast! Darlene has seniority.”

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