Funny Quarantine Quotes Memes, Insta Captions

Roses are red, oceans are blue, this is me in isolation, how about you?

“Is today boring you? Go outside and lick a stranger’s face.. that should spice things up a bit.“

“ It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Isolation.“

“I want to get quarantined with you. – Flirting in 2020.”

“Do you always wanted to be a superhero? Yes, you can be a superhero in the world merely by staying at home. Enjoy quarantine time!”

“If you can’t handle me during the quarantine period, you don’t deserve to be with me when I will be eating cheese pizza after quarantine.”

“If there is someone who is genuinely happy because of quarantine, It’s Netflix organization.”

“Quarantine is temporary. Death is permanent. Choose wisely.”

My isolation… My rules!

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.

I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.

You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.

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