Sweet Compliment!

A casual hangout where friends are sharing flirty jokes. Alex: Hey, I have a fun one for you! Were your parents bakers? Jamie: I don’t know, why? Alex: Because you’ve got a nice set of buns! Jamie: (laughs) That’s a good one! Flattery with a twist!

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Legs: The Great Divide!

A group of friends playing a riddle game. Tom: Alright, I’ve got a riddle for you! A buffalo has 4, but a woman only has 2. What am I? Sara: Hmm, I have no idea! What? Tom: Legs! Sara: (laughs) That’s clever! Who would’ve thought?

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Keeping it Light: Nala’s Playful Wisdom!

A fun gathering with friends sharing jokes. Liam: Okay, I have a Lion King joke for you! What did Nala say to Simba? Ella: Hmm, I’m not sure. What? Liam: “Hakuna my tatas!” Ella: (laughs) That’s hilarious! Nala really knows how to lighten the mood!

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A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him.

“Sure, no problem” “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” “Nice idea, no problem at all.” “And can you make it so that the chocolate doors open and you can see the interior detailed in chocolate, like with a plastic model car? Same with the bonnet and trunk?” “that will…

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Wife Wants Perform Again

the bedroom again.I brought home diet pills.Apparently very much not what she meant.

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Me and My Stepdad

problem and the other is making six figuresand going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

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My Lesbian Neighbors

A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- “Sisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel”. He walks into what appears to be a church. There’s a nun sitting by a table near the door. She intuits what it is he’s looking for,…

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Two Hookers were on a Street Corner

looked at her and said,“No, no. I just burped.”

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When gave $20 to homeless guy

cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I’ll bringyou back & still give you $20.He asked me won’t she get mad? I said it didn’t matter.I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & drag racing.

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Lady With Big Breast

Eventually the lady asks,“Aren’t you gonna bite them?”He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”

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When Hair Stuck in Teeth

they do not manage to do it. Then John says:J: Mary I will go to the dentist to help me. M: If you think this is the best idea then go.The dentist manages to pull the hair out and ask John: D: John you did the “nasty” with Mary, didn’t you?J: Yes doc how did…

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So I Took off Her Shirt

Then she looked at me and said,“I don’t want to catch you wearingmy things ever again.” For More Jokes Go to : here

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