Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Three Elderly Ladies in the Park

has a stroke. The second ladyalso has a stroke, but thethird lady was sitting too far away.

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What Bloody Difference Does That Make?

She was confused and asked “What bloody difference does that make?”To which I replied promptly, “If it’s male it’s solicitor, if it’s female it’s secretar

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Married Couple is Preparing to Have fun

“Damnit Sharon, I’vealready got the collar on!”

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Literally Funny

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture:-All were missing d target:-OSuddenly he received call from her:-“Hi, what are you doing?”His honest reply:-“MISSING YOU”

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Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his…

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When Professor Told Dirty Jokes in Class

Somehow the professor heard about the protest.In the next lecture,in the beginning of the lecture he said : “in Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night.”All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them :“Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t take off until the afternoon.…

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When survivor meets the God

God smiles serenly and answers:“Yes, my son, please tell it to me.” The jew grins and says: “How do youget the number of a girl in Auschwitz?You look on her arm!” God doesn’t laughs, instead, he looksrather shocked. The survivor shrugs with his shoulders.“Eh, I guess you had to be there.

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When A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day.

–And …… Once again, they tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing.4 hours go by and the spy isn’t talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to…

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Man Buy a New Scope for His Rifle

two bullets to the man and says, “Here are two bullets.I’ll give you this scope for nothing if you take thesetwo bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s dick off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says, “Youknow what? I think I can do that with one shot!”

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biggest confusion in whore house

house gets $75.” So he leaves. At the second house, he’s told a girl costs $100 “What’s the split?” ” House gets $60, girl gets $40″ So he leaves At the third house he’s told a girl will cost $100 “What’s the split?” ” girl gets $75, house gets $25″ ” hot damn! That’s a…

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Funny Quarantine Quotes Memes, Insta Captions

Roses are red, oceans are blue, this is me in isolation, how about you? “Is today boring you? Go outside and lick a stranger’s face.. that should spice things up a bit.“ “ It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Isolation.“ “I want to get quarantined with…

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Cow for Sale

has a snatch just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says,“It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like a woman andit’s worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not worth shit.

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When Trump Family Flying NY to DC

To t‌‌hat t‌‌he p‌‌ilot s‌‌ays, “‌‌Why d‌‌on’t y‌‌ou a‌‌ll j‌‌ump o‌‌ut t‌‌he w‌‌indow a‌‌nd m‌‌ake t‌‌he w‌‌hole c‌‌ountry h‌‌appy?

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He Falls in Love With Traditional Girl

To see if he really does love her, the father asks “And why is that?” The guy lets out a long-drawn-out sigh… “Well, it is just that minehave gotten tired.”

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A Lady is Standing on Tthe Top of a Ledge

trying to talk me into havings*x instead of jumping off this ledge!”The guy gets fed up and walks away..“Where you going ?” asks the lady?“I’m just gonna go wait for you at the bottom…”

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