Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Woman with Big Thing
After a short delay the gynaecologist repliesin a muffled voice “I’m just coming out, can you repeat that?”.
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Jesus’ Teaching – The Parable of the Kind Stranger
In a small village, a weary traveler arrived late at night, hungry and without shelter. He knocked on many doors, but each one turned him away, saying they had no room or food to offer. Finally, he came to a humble house at the edge of the village, where an old woman lived alone. Without…
Read MoreA cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral
A huge heart-shaped mausoleum covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to him, he said,…
Read MoreElectrician and Monk
and I still can’t get it to work.”The electrician examined the lamp, then nodded his head. “Well, this lamp has a built-in clapper, see?” “‘Clapper?’” the novice repeated. The electrician nodded again, then clapped his hands… and the novice was enlightened.
Read MoreDinner at a very Fine Restaurant
‘Oh,’ replies the husband, ‘that’s my mistress.’ ‘Well, that’s the last straw,’ says the wife. ‘I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.’ ‘I can understand that,’ replies her husband, ‘but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don’t get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more…
Read MoreThe Country Farmer and Two City Men
The farmer nodded. “Sure thing, but I have to go inside to get the money.” With that, he disappeared inside.The driver’s companion said, “What are you planning to do?”“I’m giving him a ten,” snickered the driver. “I’ll mark up the zero to look like an eight. He’ll never know the difference.”The farmer reappeared with a…
Read MoreA Blonde Crawls
and another …” The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mam … I don’t know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener.”
Read MoreTom in Hospital
“Larry! What is it?!” asked Tom. “I have good news and bad news from heaven.” “What’s the good news?” “There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you’re pitching on Tuesday.”
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