Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

What Are The Behaviors of a Confident Person?

What are the behaviors of a confident person?  1.Has nothing to prove to anyone, doesn’t need to go around starting fights.    2. Doesn’t need anyone’s approval to make a decision.    3. Isn’t afraid to give to someone that could surpass him in life.    4. Never needs anyone’s validation to maintain a good…

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How did my Girlfriend Get pregnant?

wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger.The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella’s tip at the tiger and shoutsBang at the tiger. The tiger died. Guy: That can’t be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.Doctor: Exactly.

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Wife Always Answer Smartly

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A Man Goes to Heaven

looked, the man asked Jesus, “What’s the deal with all the clocks?”Jesus replied, “They keep track of everybody on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie, their clock moves forward one minute. For instance, this clock belongs to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely,…

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What Happens When Professor told dirty jokes in class

makes $2000 per night.” All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them : “Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t take off until the afternoon. “

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Girlfriend Broke up With Him

saw it coming from akilometer away.

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Girl Stung by Bee in Golfclub

The golf pro saw her heading backand said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by abee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and secondhole.” she replied. He nodded and said,“Your stance is far too wide.”

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My grandfathers favorite joke

can’t wash the crack and resell it

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Dad is not Happy

What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father. “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. “Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?” “No, son, I have a wife.”

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When A guy picks up a girl

in that. That gave him some relief.Suddenly he heard a gasp. The girl was standing at the doorway.Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats how you guys fill up”.

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Women Robbed the Bank in a Unique way

Nobody could remember my face.

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When Student has Fun With Teacher

“I had s*x with my teacher.” The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His…

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