Category: Humor Jokes
When Everyone Has Been Hypnotist
slipped out of his hand and he exclaimed “shit!”It took 2 weeks to clean that whole place.
Read MoreWrong Email Address
At the sound, her family rushed intothe room and saw this note on the screen:Dearest Wife,Just got checked in. Everything preparedfor your arrival tomorrow.P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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Funny Short Stories For 10 Year Olds
They’re Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson I love introducing students to science fiction. We really don’t use it enough in our English classes. In this story, two aliens discuss the bizarre new life form they’ve discovered and try to figure out how it thinks and lives. Your students will laugh out loud when…
Read MoreMr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons
looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked,“What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?”the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired,“Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”
Read MoreDark Humour Funny Jokes
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive. It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.…
Read MoreWill’s experience at the airport
She smiled and told him not toworry because they were trainedprofessionals and he was in goodhands.Then she asked Will, “Has your planearrived yet?”
Read MoreBest Time to Ask Anuthing
very upset. His secretary wassurprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Read MoreJokes Hilarious Funny Humour
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” “Before you criticize someone, you…
Read MoreMy Dad and My Step-mom Kicked me Out
Apparently it’s taboo tobe in a relationship withyour step-sister.
Read MoreIdiot Robber & Stupid Bank Manager
history’?” The robber angrily replied back,“Do not change the subject, okay?”
Read MoreTeacher Gave Lecture on Depression
top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”
Read MoreTwo Engineers Were Standing at the Base
“but we don’t have a ladder.”The woman took a wrench from her purse,loosened a couple of bolts, and laidthe pole down on the ground.Then she took a tape measure fromher handbag, took a measurement andannounced, “Twenty one feet,six inches,” and walked away.One engineer shook his head andlaughed, “Typical blonde!We ask for the height and shegives…
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