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When his Wife Becomes a Businesswoman

5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”. She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks,“What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty…

Cheater Husband

Priest replied, ‘Take your husband to thatwoman’s doorsteps… and check if WiFi connects automatically’

Couple in Court

I had fight with husband last night..Mother in law: OK< then how thisbed has been broken? She: Actually,we had patched up

Mark Complained to his Wife

After all, my phone never leaves me on read!”

A Magical Forest

happily munching on carrots and nuts.

Wife Says Look at Couple

for her … Why can’t you do the same?”“Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

Kissed by a Girl

“No, that’s not it,” the boy replied. “It’s my mom. She said thatif I kiss a girl before I’m sixteen, I’ll turn into a statue.And I could feel it starting already.”

My wife and I Prepared for our Garage Sale

25 years earlier, I showed it to her, thinking we should rehangthe picture. After gazing at my message for a few seconds,she replied, “You know, I think a black marker would cover overall that so that we could sell it.” Keith Chambers

Hubby Rock Wife Shock

Husband comes back with abottle of whisky/wine..

Husband was Sitting on the Sofa

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.The wife…

I Recently got Engaged

A couple of days before the wedding, she called me at the house to help her make theinvitation cards. When I arrived, there was no one at the house. I went upstairs to her bedroom, knocked and went in. I sat down beside her, and started making the cards.After a while, she said “Before you…

When His wife refuses but he is very clever

and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddiesarrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishingrod in hand, and a campfire glowing. “How did you talk your missus into letting…

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