A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, “What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn’t you move when I honked? “The naked man in the car yells back, “You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!”

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