April Fools Joke

of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

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A 60 Years old Billionaire

“It’s simple” billionaire boasts…“I faked my age”“Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy…she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?” A friend asks.With a smile on his lips billionaire responds “85 years old”

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Man kisses his wife

he says to his wife.“Oh my dear what is it?”“Well first i got fired from work”“Oh hon don’t worry, he who is up there shall provide for us”“And i got into a car accident”“Don’t worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us”“And the fault was mine, and im not insured”“Don’t worry my…

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Woman and Doctor

The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!”The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessional, highly unethical, andto be honest we probably shouldn’t even be having romance right now!”

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Guy Walks into a Bar

her she would find out tonight,” the guy laughs as he pulls outa small, exquisitely wrapped package. “I got her a book, ‘The Meaning of Dreams.’”

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Behaviors of a Confident Person

Relaxed attitude– he has that cool calm presence that shows he’s in control.  Slow speech with a modulating tone- he doesn’t jump on conversation or shout to be heard. He speaks so you want to listen. Doesn’t interrupt- he understands that he has all the time in the world to respond so why interrupt?Always having an open…

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High School on Valentine’s Day

following Valentine’s day, student council was asked to do clean up.One of the students, however, decided to take all the heart cards, count, sort, and make an itemized list of who got the most Valentine’s cards. Of course, the pretty and popular girls and guys were named the most but that made many of the…

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Special for Valentine’s Day

which is weird because I thought she’dbe well cheesed off because I washaving to work.

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Anything for Valentine’s Day

Don’t know what the pistoland the shovel are for though.

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A Valentine’s Day Request

What did you do?” the bartender asks. “I just toldher I hadn’t planned on spending that much,” the guy replies

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Restaurant Alone on Valentine’s day

him a slice of cake – entirely free.That man is like me. He’s lonely, but at least hegot some cake!

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It’s Valentine’s Day

everything on her is fake, including her existence.Happy Single’s Awareness Day, Reddit.

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A Man Proposes to a Beautiful Young Girl

Two weeks pass and the man calls the girl for herdecision ‘I can’t sorry’ she tells him ‘I’m your stepmother’

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Cinderella Wanted to Go Out

the fairy godmother said. “I will get you to the ball. I will give you a cairrage, dress, and more. But be warned, if you do not come back before 12:00 tonight, a pumpkin will grow inside your vagina.” Cinderella agreed, and happily jumped around her room. Soon, she left for the ball. After a…

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