The Sick Man

ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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Little Johnny’s Neighbour

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears. Johnny…

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My Lesbian Neighbors

A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- “Sisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel”. He walks into what appears to be a church. There’s a nun sitting by a table near the door. She intuits what it is he’s looking for,…

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The Neighbor Looked Over the Fence

know how you find the time..!”Oh that’s easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

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Double click on “My computer”

Computer.. Ok. double click on it..JACK:what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..???Officer:Double click on ur computer..JACK:On which Icon i’ve to click..Officer:“My Computer”..JACK:…Oh u Idiot…… Tell me where is ur office…I’llcome there and click on ur “Computer.

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The Most Important Body Part

The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The hands said “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The…

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Ad in Classifieds : Wife Wanted

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F*cking Monk is Useless

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The Cab Driver & St. Peter – Blunders

is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book,furrows his brow and says, “OK, we’ll let you in, buttake that cloth robe and wooden staff.” The preacher is shocked and replies, “But I am a man ofthe cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and asilk robe. Surely I rate…

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Finally Have a Heavy Twist

. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny fucking her from behind. Dad screams. Johnny turns around looks at him and…

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When Teacher Ask. When Atimulated, Which Part of The Human Body Increases Ten Times Its Size

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!” The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?” Finally, Billy…

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Two Hookers were on a Street Corner

looked at her and said,“No, no. I just burped.”

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Fired from job

had been looking for an Escape for a while.

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Kissing is Mathematics

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An American in China

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