A Man Had Three Beautiful Girlfriends
shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. She said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.” The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5,000 to the man and re-invested the rest. She…
Read MoreMan do Hunting
was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter.“The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to yourwilly which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”“Well, I guess…
Read MoreWhen Two Wives Meets
2 girls meet: “Me & my husband are no longer together…” “Why?” “Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?” “No, of course I couldn’t!” “Well he couldn’t either!”
Read MoreA Guy Goes to the Tatoo Parlor
ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxiouswith curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis. So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason whyand says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid forthe tatoo if he would…
Read MoreBlonde Become His Stepmother
He couldn’t wait to brag to her and indeed she was so interested in him, they went back to his house together. The next day she became his stepmother.
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A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his
a slow, painful death. “Husband turned…around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”
Read MoreA Drunk Walk into Bar
“Why are you a lawyer?” and the other guy says,“No, I’m an a$$hole!”
Read MoreDrain is now Clean
myself down there.Do you know what that means?” The boyfriend says,“Yeah, it means the drainis clogged again.”
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Machines of the Isle of Nantes Events, Tickets & Schedule
Table of Contents Main Attraction of The Machines of Isle of Nantes The Great Elephant Grand Elephant’s departure schedule The Great Elephant Ticket Price The Marine Worlds The Marine Worlds Ticket Price The Heron Tree The Machine Gallery The Machine Gallery Ticket Price Machines of Isle of Nantes Event 2019 Best Time to Visit Best…
Read MoreA Man Joins a Soccer Team
said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, “I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?” His mate said smiling, ‘Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!.” The wife looked…
Read MoreConversation between a camel and its mother
Baby camel: Mum, why have we got wide feet?Mother camel: So that we can trek easily in the desertBaby camel: Mum, why do we have such long legs?Mother camel: So that we can walk easily on sand and keep our body high above it in the desert.Baby camel: Mum?Mother camel: Yes dear?Baby camel: Then what…
Read MoreConversation in Friends
find it in your to forgive me.’’To which the woman replied, ‘‘ifyour boomstick is as hard as yourelbow, you’ll find me in room 318.’’
Read MoreWhen Wife Gets a Tattoo
well. She came home, dropped herpants turned round and got on all fours to show me.I said “who the fuck is BOB?”
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