Maths Teacher Wants to Meet the Father

”Sure, I’ll go.” The next day, the boy comes home from school “Dad, have you gone by…the school?” He asks.“Not yet.”“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”“Why?” asks the father.The boy explains, “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then…

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Little Girl Wants Bunnies

with floppy ears or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have thiscute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?” So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store ownerand replies, “quite frankly mister I don’t think my snake gives a damn.”

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Mother Heard a Humming Sound

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A Man Ordered 10 Shots of Jager

congrats! Why 10? The man says ifthat won’t get the taste out, nothing will.

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Businessman Flew to Vegas for the Weekend to Gamble

where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers,his driver’s license number, his address, etc… The cabbie said, ”If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!”So the businessman…

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The child has a Different Father

His wife,crying uncontrollably answers, “Yes.”He asks, “Whose is it?”His wife replies, “Your

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A Rabbit Walked into a Blood Donation Clinic

The rabbit responded, “I’m probably a type O.”

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A rude man walks into the
bank and tells the teller:

with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is. After asking the man, he responds with ” There is no fucking problem. All I wanna do is cash my 10 million dollar check from winning the lottery and then put it in this goddamn bank!”The…

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Top 7 Royal Enfield Logo Printed T-Shirts

1. Classic Desert Storm: The Royal Enfield Classic Desert Storm is a successor to a motorcycle that had proven its worth in the harsh desert during the challenging era of war and not just a motorcycle in different shades. Material 180 GSM, Cotton Origin India Place to Buy  Buy on Amazon Colors available Black Rating…

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when mom and dad both cheat

“You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.” “Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went…

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Teacher Asks for Being Late

A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does your parents fighting have to do with you being late for school?” Student: “One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other one was in dad’s…

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What Mindset Has Made You Successful?

What mindset has made you successful? Money doesn’t attract money. Money attracts thieves. Value attracts money. The quicker you come to terms with this principle, the faster you move up the echelons of life. Pain motivates people to take action two times more than pleasure. Therefore, your chances of getting rich are two times more…

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When his h00ker surprise Him

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A Man Sat in the Pub

two blocks away after all.After an exhausting crawl he had finally managed to crawl upthe steps to the door and somehow unlock the door. Once inside, and with great effort having locked the dooragain, he decided he would get a telling off from the missesif he woke her by coming up the stairs and lay…

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This Isolation is Making Some People Crazy

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