When 2 Women Pee on the Grave

phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last nightwithout her panties!”“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuckbetween her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station,we’ll never forget you.’”

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When a Beautiful Blonde Walk into a Bank

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Woman and old man in the elevator

“S.h.i.t.”, just as slowly.Exasperated, she laughs and says, “TGIFstands for Thank God It’s Friday!, Silly!”The man replies, “I know that but Sorry Honey,It’s Thursday.”

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Two Canadians die and
end up in Hell.

this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put theheating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue.…

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Are Bugs Good to Eat

to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,”the boy said. “There was abug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

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Unfaithful Queen

for one. The king said to him,“I always knew you were my most loyal knight!”He replied, “It wath nothing, your magethy”

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Lady Got a Hilarious Reply from Men

of a gentleman, you would liftyour hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady,the hat would lift by itself.”

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Crazy Interviewer & Applicant Trapped

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When a Proud Farmer Lying His Sons

instead he manages to fill only 1/4 of the barn. The oldest son is next, he shovels in his truckload of hay only to discover that it’s not enough to fill to barn as well, only managing to fill 1/2 of the barn. Last is the youngest son, he pulls out a lamp and some…

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This man is lying so Much.. He asked for everything

Again the little man umps down and kicks over every drink.So the stranger gives the bartender two more hundred dollar bills, apologizes and turns to leave.Before he can go the bartender asks what `vas up with his behavior.The man says, “Well I freed a faerie from a spider web and she gave me three wishes.…

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Guy Order a Triple Bourbon

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Behaviors of a Confident Man

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When Wife Speaks

Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse me you are holding the phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”Man Inside:”I am talking to my wife”

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The Girl Wished That Father Die But the Mailman Died

that night the dad walks in his daughters room praying again. she says “good night mom, good night dad, goodbye grandma”. the next day the grandma drops dead. the dad starts to get a little freaked and at night he hears his daughter praying again. she says “good night mom, good bye dad”. the dad…

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Two Women With Sign on Top of the Car

they took their sign down and drove off.The following day the cop noticed the same two ladiesdriving around with a large sign on their car again.This time the sign read: “TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER $50.00.”

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