Boy Talk

– Yesterday I split up with my girlfriend.– What happened, you were doing so well together.– We were taking a shower together and she said: Darling, let’s do something really bad– So what?– So I spilled shampoo to her eyes

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He wants again big T*its Girlfriend

Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She…

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Is This Her first Child

“Is this her first child?” the doctor Asks.“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

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Credit Card and Wife

Police: Why did not report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than wife.

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Couple Never Expected This.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ Johnny says, to you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.’ After school. Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Fred and Mary up…

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Grandpa – Grandson Rocks

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When Surgeons Use Cat Scans on Duck

He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador.As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, paut his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.The vet patted…

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A hot smoking woman

on her nipples, she says “I’mgetting my mammogram done somewhere else”

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The blind man who could identify any type of wood by smell

if you don’t believe me…bring me 3 different pieces of wood and I’ll bet you $1000 I can identify each type of wood just by smelling it.” The lumberjacks took his bet and each returned with a different piece of freshly cut wood. They handed the old man the first piece…he smelled it and said…

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Whos Tool is Bigger

The King of Spain drops his and theSpanish crowd shout “Viva la España!!”The King of England drops his, butthere is a long silence from the crowd,and then everybody shouts “God save the Queen!!!”

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Banks Which Are Issuing Fastag Facilities

The government of India has started an electronic toll collection system which is operated by the National Highway Authority of India. Now, for crossing the toll plaza of over 600 branches, you need to pay from fastag card. It is pasted at the front shield of your vehicle. There are various banks which are issuing…

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Widow in the Woods

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Friendship of Kangaroo and Rabbit

“What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”

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An Old.. Dirty Whaling Joke

“Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.” They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to…

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Poem On Dad

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