When a Cop And Little Girl Get a Gift From Santa
tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceedsto hand the girl a $20 ticket. Before the cop rides off she says “By the way, that’s a nicehorse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” Playing along the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”“Well, next year, tell Santa the dick…
Read MoreHow can I make my life simpler?
How can I make my life simpler? Don’t watch TV. It is waste of time and mental energy. Kicking it out will make your life simpler, happier and more productive. Before you organize, ELIMINATE. Everything: clutter, tasks, social obligations, meetings, boring people, meaningless activities. Define what is essential and eliminate ruthlessly.…
Read MoreTwo Girls Shared Same Boyfriend
Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second…
Read MoreWhen a Man want to dying
successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50 bills. Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He slowly reached into his…
Read More10 Ways to Live your Life to the Fullest
Do you feel as if you are sleep-walking through life? Do you crave for some more freedom? Do you wish for some more adventure? Do you wish you simply had more time? Do you want to live your life to the fullest before it ends? If so, then this article is meant for you. There…
Read MoreWidow Needs Good
RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, ‘You’re not really…
Read MoreGirlfriend’s Fun in Cinema
Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is j3rking off.Boyfriend: Just ignore him.Girlfriend: I can’t.Boyfriend: Why?Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.
Read More
Buddha’s Short Story on Abuse and criticism
Buddha was well known for his ability to respond to evil with good. There was a man who knew about his reputation and he traveled miles and miles and miles to test Buddha. When he arrived and stood before Buddha, he verbally abused him constantly; he insulted him; he challenged him; he did everything he…
Read MoreWife Has A Lover
Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist.Andy – How do you know?Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed.Andy – Well, and I think my wife has a lover – a plumber.Bob – How do you know?Andy – When I returned home…
Read MoreWife Going Out
Wife: I am going out for two hours. Do you want to anything? Husband:No that’s enough.
Read MoreAfter Divorce Bill Gates Realise His Mistake And now He wants to Marry Again
marriage wasn’t working!Why would you want tostart everything up again?”“That’s always worked before”he says.
Read More