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very upset. His secretary wassurprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
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my bed. My legs were still very wobbly. I stumbled too hard and tried to grab the bathroom cabinet for support. I accidentally pulled it open and fell to the ground. Our entire stock to toilet paper fell out of the cabinet on top of me. Later I told my girlfriend about it. I let…
Read MoreWife Try to Change Husband
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may…
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Mahakal Status in Hindi – महाकाल स्टेटस
टक्कर लेना तो दूर, सोचना भी मत क्योकि ये बन्दा महाकाल का भक्त है । [ads] मंजिले मुझे छोड़ गई, रास्तो ने पाल लिया हैं… जा जिंदगी तेरी जरुरत नही, मुझे बाबा महाकाल ने सम्भाल लिया हैं. उनका बिगड़ता ..नहीं कोई काम….जो लेते है शिव ..शंकर का नाम… रुद्रो में मैं शंकर हूँ,..शस्त्रधारियों में मैं…
Read MoreJokes Hilarious Funny Humour
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” “Before you criticize someone, you…
Read MoreAn Optician Girlfriend
I said “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”, I said “No, she’s an optician.”
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a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moveshis hands to his sides and unzips his pants and putsher hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a fewminutes and asks: “How does it feel?”He replies: “It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”.
Read MoreWhen Three Aged Brothers live Together
“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you…
Read MoreThe Hotel Has A Funny Story Of Three Writers
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically. Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear. Then Carl started to…
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