President in The Hospital

semen way too quickly. If he doesn’t msturbate at least thrice a day, his testicles will explode.” In the next room, another male patient is being given a blwjob by a gorgeous female nurse. “What’s goingon in there?” asks the President.“Same problem, better insurance.”

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

infinite number of us? Just play along” “There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks.I couldn’t serve you half a beer even if I wanted to.” “But that’s not a problem” mathematician #3 chimes in “atthe end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers.You see, when you take…

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What is your go-to never-fail joke?

“No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

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Dentists Shocked When Blonde Said This

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God ,Adam & Eva

with Eve and know her.” “Lord, what is ‘know her’?”asks Adam. God replies, “You must make love to Eve.” “Lord, what is ‘make love?”asks Adam. God explains, And Adam smiles and takes Eve behind a bush. A few seconds later,Adam returns and asks, “Lord, what is a headache?”

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Man Heard Seductive Coos

waiting on the other sides and immediately decides to give it a try.While slipping his junk into the first hole, he notices there’s asmall American flag on the wall. From behind the wall, he hears “Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub!”and promptly receives incredible oral that leaves him breathless. Thinking it would be a waste to…

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Wife wants Husband’s Death

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On their first day

that the school yearstarted off on the right foot.

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The old man to pr0stitute: I won’t be able to…

Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his d*ck and f*cks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.When he’s done, the pr0stitute all exhausted and tired says, “But you said you won’t be able to….”“…pay you.” replied the old man.

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Treat me Like First Date

a movie…Then dropped her off ather parents’ house.

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A Guy go to the Motel

Guy: “I said, I’m here to get fucked!”Voice: “What, again?”

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Young Blonde was Digging a Hole

“We’re working” the first blonde replies.“Just the two of you?” He inquires.“Well” the second blonde chimes in, “there’s usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick”

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What Are Some of The Dark Lessons That Life Showed You ?

What are some of the dark lessons that life showed you?     1 Never tell people 100%, tell them 70% about yourself, and 30% should be hidden.    2 Anyone you love can die. Any time. Cherish them.     3 Fairness is unnatural. Nothing is 100% fair.     4 Live life the…

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You’re Wife Has Found a Picture Worth One Million Dollars

“well gee, I guess lets here the good news first.”So the lawyer said “You’re wife has found a picture worth One Million dollars.”The client replied, “Oh that’s fantastic! But whats the bad news?”“It’s a picture of you and your secretary.”

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When Two Blonde Meet

‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’ The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said. The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a…

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