A Fat Guy Wearing a Speedo

After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $5,000,000.00 which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment.And the death of an uncle who left him $4,999,999.50.

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Here are the Best 30+ Mothers Day Quotes to Melt Your Heart

“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” “Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.” “Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.” “My Mother: She is beautiful,…

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The Brain transplant

a brain cost?” asked the relatives.”For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000.”Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient’s daughter asked, “Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?”“A standard pricing practice,” said…

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A British Soldier Returns From War

there naked. “Darling, look what thewind blew away”, she says seductively.The husband, looking sad and dejected,drops his pants, and says “Sweetheart,look what the Germans blew away.”

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His Wife and a Billionaire Confused Woman.

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How to Falling Deep sleep Fast

Lower the Room Temperature Use the 4-7-8 Breathing Method Get on a Schedule Experience Both Daylight and Darkness Practice Yoga, Meditation and Mindfulness Do Not Look at Your Clock Avoid Naps During the Day Watch What and When You Eat Listen to Relaxing Music Exercise During The Day Get Comfortable Turn Off All Electronics Try…

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When a Good Man Goes To Hell. But Why?

do the paperwork, so the man is left alone for a while in Death’s office. He thinks to himself about what he wants to do when he gets there, he could eat all of the delicious foods he never got to try on earth, he could drive the best sports cars he could imagine, he…

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Love, Money and success

come in”, they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!” The woman went out and invited the men in. “We do not go into a House together,” they replied. “Why is that?” she wanted to know. One of…

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Blind Man And Nun In the Bathroom

“yes that’s fine”. The door opens and the man says.Nice tits, where you want me to hang the blinds?

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Stop Comparing Everything to Bruce Willis Movies

but you know whatthey say…about old habits…The Pulp Fiction.

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What Small Think Do You Do That Saves a Lot of Money?

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Riddle : If Your Friend has 3 Girlfriends

vaginal s3x. Yesterday,Now Tell Me:Who sucks his dick?

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Money Heist Quotes in Spanish – Citas en español

Hay momentos en la vida en los que deberíamos poder tener un maldito control remoto, para que puedas pausarlo. Aunque solo sea por cinco minutos. Pero a veces las cosas suceden con obscenidad irreverente y no hay nada que puedas hacer para ayudarlo. – Después de todo, ¿qué es más humano que la lucha por…

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Husband is Always Funny

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A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters

were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Lily.” The third girl asks “HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNGHHH!!!” (do an exaggerated impression). “Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock.”

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