Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.
Roses are red, oceans are blue, this is me in isolation, how about you?
“Is today boring you? Go outside and lick a stranger’s face.. that should spice things up a bit.“
“ It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Isolation.“
“I want to get quarantined with you. – Flirting in 2020.”
“Do you always wanted to be a superhero? Yes, you can be a superhero in the world merely by staying at home. Enjoy quarantine time!”
“If you can’t handle me during the quarantine period, you don’t deserve to be with me when I will be eating cheese pizza after quarantine.”
“If there is someone who is genuinely happy because of quarantine, It’s Netflix organization.”
“Quarantine is temporary. Death is permanent. Choose wisely.”
My isolation… My rules!
If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.
I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.
You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.
Story : Men Will be Men
WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:No! How can I think of re-marrying?
Wife-Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.
Husband:Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!
Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again..just for you 🙂
Wife:Would you live in our house with
your new wife?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her
use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: No…it’s yours…I will keep it as your memory and buy a new one.
Wife:Would you give her my jewellery?
Husband: No..how can I?! It has your memories attached with them, my love.
Wife: Would she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, never! Her size is ‘5’, and yours is ‘7’!