When the lawyer arrived, the man asked his physician to stand on one side of the bed & the lawyer on the other. The man then laid back & closed his eyes. When asked what he had in mind, he replied:
“Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I’d check out the same way.”
slipped out of his hand and he exclaimed “shit!”
It took 2 weeks to clean that whole place.
At the sound, her family rushed into
the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared
for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
turn, saying “Third time’s a charm, right?” and BLAM!! She drops dead.
Danielle picks up the gun and looks at it. “Hey,” she asks Brooke,
“Isn’t this game played with a revolver?”
out ten minutes later and says,
“You know? Your wife is better.”
gets the best of her so she asks the bartender to have the frog go down on her.
She gets up on the bar in the appropriate position and the bartender puts the
frog there and tells it to do its thing. The frog just sits there.
The bartender moves the frog to the side and says, “I’m only going to show you one more time!”
Blonde says
OK when was I born?
Guy says: Yesterday.