A Woman Got Lost in the Desert

intelligent, and loved by all.The genie thought a moment, snappedhis fingers, and turned her into a lesbian.

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Bottle Mirror and C0ndom

of bad luck!”Condom: “Hahaha…(Condom walks off laughing)”

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Penguin Takes his Car

and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.When he returns to the shop, the mechanictakes one look at him and says,“Looks like you blew a seal.”“No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”

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Woman out of the Shower

says, “Yeah, it meansthe drain is clogged again.”

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Lady went to Visit her Dentist

said the old lady.“I want you to takemy husband’s teeth out.”

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If Woman Was Run World

of jealous countries thataren’t talking to each other.

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Man and Woman in Bar

a man on Stacey’s desk and asks,“Is this your brother?” “No, itisn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. “Is it your husband?” Staceygiggles even more, “No, silly!”“Then, it must be your boyfriend!”Stacey giggles even more whilenibbling on Jim’s ear. She says,“No, silly!” “Then, who is it?”Stacey replies, “That’s mebefore my operation!”

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Three Ladies on Bus Stop

Navajo.” The third ladylooks at both of them andsays, “I’m a Dallas hoe.”

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Santa kissed his girlfriend

worry darling, I amalready married.

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Broke up With Girlfriend

Boy: I sent thosepics to her Dad.

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BF & GF are like Liver and Kidney

If a kidney fails,the liver manageswith another kidney.

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When Man Wakes up From His Operation

for another man’ the man says‘what’s the good then?’ Andthe doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’

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My Girlfriend’s dog

“What am I supposed todo with two dead dogs?”

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