Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Buddha’s Short Story on Abuse and criticism
Buddha was well known for his ability to respond to evil with good. There was a man who knew about his reputation and he traveled miles and miles and miles to test Buddha. When he arrived and stood before Buddha, he verbally abused him constantly; he insulted him; he challenged him; he did everything he…
Read MoreWife Has A Lover
Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist.Andy – How do you know?Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed.Andy – Well, and I think my wife has a lover – a plumber.Bob – How do you know?Andy – When I returned home…
Read MoreWife Going Out
Wife: I am going out for two hours. Do you want to anything? Husband:No that’s enough.
Read MoreLonely Widow is Smart
“How do you feel about sex?” The man asked… “I would like it infrequently,” Said the woman… The man leaned forward…and asked…”Is that one word, or two?”
Read MoreDon’t underestimate The Husband on Bed
shoes worth $200 each.Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says,“But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it…
Read MoreTarzan Use Tree Holes For Fun
She watched in awe for a while.Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed ‘What the hell did you…
Read MoreAfter Divorce Bill Gates Realise His Mistake And now He wants to Marry Again
marriage wasn’t working!Why would you want tostart everything up again?”“That’s always worked before”he says.
Read MoreBest Math Game Websites For Your Kids- Fun and Learn!
Kids love to use computer these days.When it comes to learning they get amaze at the idea of using computer for it. Have you come across these types of sites that make your child to understand the math concepts visually and comprehensively? Well if your answer is no then here we are listing 20 websites…
Read MoreMan, Gorilla & Serviceman
shotgun. -Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, -I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his. uh.sensitive area,and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself. You slap the handcuffs on.…
Read MoreBlonde In bank
you to put something up as collateral.”The blonde takes another moment to think and says, “I have a car. I’ll put that up!”The bank teller pulls out a form and asks the blonde, “That would work. What kind of car is it?” The blonde hands the teller her keys and answers, “it’s a bright orange…
Read MoreDo you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous?
“Hi, and what’s your name?”“Dewey,” came the answer from duck number two.“So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?” he asked. “Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too.Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?”The bartender turnedto the third duck and said, “So, you must be Louie?”“No,” she…
Read MoreA man comes home one day and brags to his wife
A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, “I bought Olympic c0nd**ms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?” His wife replies, “How about we try a silver one instead? You can try to come second for a change.”
Read MoreWife Demands for Pasteurized Milk
Milkman brings milk to blondes door. notices, note, says please i need 5 gal. today to take a milk bath. In dismay Man rings bell. Blonde in robe opens door, milkman says “5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts.” She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.” The milkman asks “Ok how would…
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