Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Man Comes When Woman is Alone

day off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door. The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the doorand listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell…

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Wife ‘s As$shole

A man and his wife are on their honeymoon. To show his dominance, the man takes off his pants and tells the woman, “Put on my pants.” She does but she says, “They’re too big, they don’t fit me.” He responds, “That’s right, that’s why I wear the pants in the relationship and always will.”…

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His funeral and his wife & friend

“Of course not, please feel free to.” So thea man walks up to the front of the churchand says into the microphone, “Plethora.” and sits back down. Once he gets back to hisseat, the wife is in tears and she says,“Thank you so much, that means a lot.”

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Dear Women

you beautiful, he’slooking at your heartAll 3 guys stillwant to f*ck you, though

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Tragedy in Library

at the guy and he feels humiliated.After a few minutes, the girl walks over to him and softly says “I am apsychology student and I knew what youwere thinking. I guess youwere humiliated, right?” The guy answers back loudly “200 bucksfor a blow job? Are you fucking kidding me?”. Everybody looks at the girl and…

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When two virgins went to heaven

God then says to the men, “I know you two have been virgins your entire life.So as a reward for all the good deeds you’ve done, I’ll find both of you a wife to enjoy eternity with in heaven.”While god isn’t looking, Bob sneaks over to the tree and takes a bite of the forbidden…

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Couple In the Car

A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, “What are you doing in…

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Your dog called last night

“I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. “You had better have an explanation.” “Calm down, honey,” the man replied. “Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.” The next morning,…

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Frindship Horse and a Pig

This is your last chance to stand up. Please take this chance, I don’t want to be alone I will miss you too hard. After hearing this, the horse used all his power to stand up. After a couple of tries, he could finally stand up again and started to feel better. The farmer saw…

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When guy goes in an Adult Store but …

Customer says, ‘What’s the difference?’Counter guy says, ‘You can blow up the WISH doll into anysize you prefer, but the ISIS doll blows itself up” EDIT: Changed the wording to be less offensive.

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Why is Royal Enfield known as bullet?

Royal Enfield is a brand name under the British company, The Enfield Cycle Company Limited. This company was initially a weapons manufacturer industry where the ‘Enfield Rifle’ was among their most famous weaponry. The Enfield Cycle Company opened up its unit in Chennai (Madras) and became partners with Madras Motors. Together they formed ‘Enfield of…

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Fake Love Quotes for Whatsapp Status

I still love you, that’s a fact. But a million apologies can’t bring me back. Don’t depend on anyone, everybody changes when they meet new people. Tears are nature’s lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them. Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. Fake…

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F for Failed Not Female

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Enjoyment on New Year’s Eve

and looked at her and said,“I’ve been fucking you since last year!What more do you want?”

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Actress Become Pregnant

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you…

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