Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

When a Deaf man Enters a Pharmacy

puts them in his pocket. The deaf mangets all read in his face and starts towaive violently At the pharmacist who says:– “If you cannot stand loosing, you shouldnot make a bet!”

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Little Johnny’s Parents Are making Cake in the Room

noises coming from his brother’s room so he walks in and catches hisbrother and his brother’s girlfriend having s*x and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! we’re makinga cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner…

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Royal Enfield German Style Helmet – Ultimate Guide

Table of Contents History of German style helmets Why so popular ? How to choose – Guide ? What is the history of German style helmets? German style helmets were introduced during World War I, following heavy casualties due to severe head injuries as head is the most exposed body part of a soldier while…

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A Guy Goes to see a Woman

They go up to her place. They move to the bedroom immediately and he pays her up front. Before they start, she insists that they should be in total darkness. “I don’t want to give my technique away, it’s a secret.” He accepts, so she closes the blinds before laying him down on the bed.…

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Mother -in-Law Coming to Home

Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom: No Daughter, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you!

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What’s that Hairy Thing ?

The says: “Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it.”

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Money Can Change Anything

Husband: If I won the lottery, What would you do ?Wife:,I’d divorce you and take half the money.Husband : Okay , well  I just won $10 , here’s $5 now get lost!!

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Women With Large Size

startled and he says, “Ma’am if yourheart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” Shereplies, “if your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.

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A Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had 10 Husbands.

Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really surehow it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look intoit and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checkedout diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he…

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Technology to Build a New Tool

they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1,000 an inch.”The man perks up. So, the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a…

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I Was Perusing the Shelves

“Is there anything specific you’relooking for?” “Yes,” said thecustomer.

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The Life of a Mathematician, a Physicist and an Engineer is very Hilarious

Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out in the physicist’s wastebasket. The physicist rushes to the bathroom, whips out his calculator, frantically does a few computations, pulls out a cup, fills it to a precisely measured level, and rushes back to the wastebasket, pouring the water onto the fire. As the last drop hits the flame,…

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Wife calls hubby

baby’s coming!” I said,“Well, he won’t get in.He’s underage.”

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Wife enjoy with 3 men and husband comes

I’m the handyman, I’m fixing your closet, you owe me 100 bucks.He gives him his money and sends him on his way. The husband then looks under the bed and yells who the fuck are you,the second one says I’m also a handyman and I was fixing your bed,so the husband gives him another $100…

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Did Johnny Expect this?

and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home,and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father toget home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands…

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