Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A Monkey in Zoo
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mischievous monkey snatched it, the hat stuckfirmly to his paw. The monkey struggled, but themore he pulled, the sillier he looked.The onlookers couldn’t contain their laughter,leaving the monkey red-faced and hat-handed!
Read MoreChicken Play Piano
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rushed to see the incredible chicken perform.But when he arrived, the chicken had disappeared.All that was left was a note: “Gone to join a jazz band.Can’t resist the coop.”
Read MoreLaughing Banana
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with laughter. The bananacouldn’t stop cracking jokes,but he slipped up when hetold one about a slippery peel.That’s when the whole room burstinto laughter, including thebanana himself!
Read MoreA Man Tried to Catch Fog
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friend replied, “Because whenyou chase fog, you’re always mist!”
Read MoreDog Entered a Bakery
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just have to go chase myown tail for a snack then!”
Read MoreSalesperson
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a trail of smoke behind me!”The whole dealership erupted in laughter.
Read MoreChicken Crossed The Road
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into a comedian. Everyone inJokerville laughed till their sides hurt!
Read MoreIn the Land of Vegtopia
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rolling around but couldn’t, and thelettuce couldn’t leaf without cracking up.It was a veggie comedy extravaganza!
Read MoreBeautiful Night and a Horror Night.
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Horror night is,When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
Read MoreMy Girlfriend Broke up With Me
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went to her house, rang thedoorbell and ran away.
Read MoreWho are Single ?
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Oh what fun it is to watchthose couples fight all day. Yay…
Read MoreThe Engineering Professors
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But the principal was sitting.One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”?Then the principal replied“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.
Read MoreMy Wife Asked Over Breakfast
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would you like me to ask?” she went on,licking her lips seductively.“How about Rachel and Gemma?” I replied.
Read MoreMan in Bar
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says “yes” so the man says “ok,I’ll have a double” and the barman says“oh, you mean a large one”.
Read MoreA Nun on Round
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to brutally pummel her head and face as she doubles over.Within a minute, she is reduced to a quivering, sobbing mess on the sidewalk. The drunk spits on the nun, and sneers.“Yeah. . .not so fuckin’ tough NOW, eh Batman?”
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