Hilarious Women

hree women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic…

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10 Qualities of Americans that Set them Apart

America is a land of opportunities and millions flock to the nation every year. But what makes this country so special are the Americans themselves rather than anything else. Living a life of an American means living a free and a quality life. It means the freedom to choose anything without any restrictions. If you…

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a blonde in the train

into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.The brunette thinks “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled theblonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to gropeme in the dark mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.” The Frenchman thinks “I bet…

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Cop Gets Insulted

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”…

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Daughter and Cows

“Well, that means…”“It’s pasture bedtime!”

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My Wife Calls Me Machine

what she’s trying to say.

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Dog And Wife’s @ss

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: “He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.” A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. “Sorry I took so long” he says. “Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to…

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Nobody Helps Each Other

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

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Gunman and Driver

The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time.Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again”Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now”A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road.Gunman:…

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True Realtion

you mean?” She said, “I’m a man.”

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A Hot Lady in Skirt at the Bus Stop

Slightly Embarrassed And With A Quick Smile To The Bus Driver, She Reached Behind Her To Unzip Her Skirt A Little, Thinking That This Would Give Her Enough Slack To Raise Her Leg. Again, She Tried To Make The Step Only To Discover She Still Couldn’T. So, A Little More Embarrassed, She Once Again Reached…

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