the two hardened criminals.”
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
He Got His Girlfriend’s Name Tattooed
at the trough next to a local. I
briefly gazed down and saw that he
too had WY tattooed on his penis.
I asked him if his girlfriends name
was also Wendy.
He said ‘No. When I am aroused it says
“Welcome to Jamaica- Have a nice day”
Why God Didn’t Saved the Preacher ?
“No God will save me.”
Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven.
The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”
The Teacher Faints After Listening to Little Johnny’s Dirty Answer
destination To increase the population Of the
next generation Did you get my explanation? Or
do you need a demonstration The teacher faints?
He Wants to Give Pleasure to his Wife
himself that’s weird and goes back in.
A minute later, he pulls out a piece of carrot.
He says to the woman, “are you sick or
something?” She says, “no, but the last guy was.
The Horny Ghost
and says “I think this is cum!”
The second one leans down for a
closer look and takes a sniff
and says “I think your right,
it smells like cum too!”
The third jumps right in and
gives the stain a lick and
says “You’re right, it’s definitely
cum. But it’s nobody from this building!”