Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
When Wife Speaks
Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse me you are holding the phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”
Man Inside:”I am talking to my wife”
The Girl Wished That Father Die But the Mailman Died
that night the dad walks in his daughters room praying again. she says “good night mom, good night dad, goodbye grandma”.
the next day the grandma drops dead. the dad starts to get a little freaked and at night he hears his daughter praying again.
she says “good night mom, good bye dad”. the dad I completely freaked out so when he goes to work that day he stays in his office.
he is afraid of going home so he stays until closing. he comes home and his wife opens the door. she says “where have you been?” he says “I’ve had a rough day.” the wife says, “you’ve had a rough day? first of all in the morning the mailman drops dead in front of me.”
Two Women With Sign on Top of the Car
they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.
This time the sign read: “TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER $50.00.”
A Lucky Boyfriend
she’s never been interested in darts before.
Edit: Thank you for the gold kind Redditor.
Arguments Between Husband and Wife
‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind you.