Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Woman Asked Me for Interest
I am no longer welcome
at that KFC restaurant.
When your girlfriend’s birthday
She even gave me head and I ate her ass. To be fair, I had to pull out all the stops. This birthday was special. After all… you only get one quinceanera.
Woman is Arrested for Beating her Husband
“No. First a Gibson. Then a Fender”
When the Wife Tells all Truth to Husband
father.” “I know,” I whispered,
“That’s why I poisoned your tea.”
A Wife With Lover on bed
feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right”
A few minutes later, the wife got horny and asked her lover to continue. The man was too scared so the woman said, ” He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”.
So she did – The husband didn’t move an inch, so they continued to make passionate love with the husband right beside them.
A couple of hours later, she repeats the process – the husband is still passed out – they get busy and messy once again.
Then Just before dawn, the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband
looks at the lover and says,” I don’t mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??
Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are in Divorce Court
Mickey, visibly upset and very emotional response to the
judge: “No, No, No Your Honor. I don’t want to divorce
Minnie because she’s crazy, I want to divorce Minnie because she’s fuckin’ Goofy!”.