Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

The Unexpected ‘Definitely’ Sentence

“Teacher, can farts travel faster than thespeed of sound?” The teacher was taken abackand asked, “What does that have to do withusing ‘definitely’ in a sentence?” The boy replied, “Well, if you fart silentlyand it doesn’t smell, you can definitelysneak one past everyone without them even knowing.”

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Big Fat But

eyes. Then into its ears.Finally, she turns to the girl and says,“I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?”“Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.”

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Bond with my Stepdad

forcing us to do bonding activities.I guess you could call it ironic bonding.

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Me and My Stepdad

problem and the other is making six figuresand going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

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A 60 Years old Billionaire

“It’s simple” billionaire boasts…“I faked my age”“Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy…she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?” A friend asks.With a smile on his lips billionaire responds “85 years old”

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Man kisses his wife

he says to his wife.“Oh my dear what is it?”“Well first i got fired from work”“Oh hon don’t worry, he who is up there shall provide for us”“And i got into a car accident”“Don’t worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us”“And the fault was mine, and im not insured”“Don’t worry my…

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Woman and Doctor

The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!”The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessional, highly unethical, andto be honest we probably shouldn’t even be having romance right now!”

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Guy Walks into a Bar

her she would find out tonight,” the guy laughs as he pulls outa small, exquisitely wrapped package. “I got her a book, ‘The Meaning of Dreams.’”

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High School on Valentine’s Day

following Valentine’s day, student council was asked to do clean up.One of the students, however, decided to take all the heart cards, count, sort, and make an itemized list of who got the most Valentine’s cards. Of course, the pretty and popular girls and guys were named the most but that made many of the…

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Special for Valentine’s Day

which is weird because I thought she’dbe well cheesed off because I washaving to work.

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Anything for Valentine’s Day

Don’t know what the pistoland the shovel are for though.

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A Valentine’s Day Request

What did you do?” the bartender asks. “I just toldher I hadn’t planned on spending that much,” the guy replies

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Restaurant Alone on Valentine’s day

him a slice of cake – entirely free.That man is like me. He’s lonely, but at least hegot some cake!

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It’s Valentine’s Day

everything on her is fake, including her existence.Happy Single’s Awareness Day, Reddit.

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