Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A Clever Husband
“That’s the fifth time you’ve said that today”
Buddha’s Short Story on Abuse and criticism
Buddha was well known for his ability to respond to evil with good. There was a man who knew about his reputation and he traveled miles and miles and miles to test Buddha. When he arrived and stood before Buddha, he verbally abused him constantly; he insulted him; he challenged him; he did everything he could to offend Buddha.
Buddha was unmoved, he simply turned to the man and said, “May I ask you a question?”
The man responded with, “Well, what?”
Buddha said, “If someone offers you a gift and you decline to accept it, to whom then does it belong?”
The man said, “Then it belongs to the person who offered it.”
Buddha smiled, “That is correct. So if I decline to accept your abuse, does it not then still belong to you?”
The man was speechless and walked away.
When the girl was asked to sell this pen
She puts in between her boobs.
Wife Has A Lover
Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist.
Andy – How do you know?
Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed.
Andy – Well, and I think my wife has a lover – a plumber.
Bob – How do you know?
Andy – When I returned home after work, I found a plumber, lying on the bed.
Wife Going Out
Wife: I am going out for two hours. Do you want to anything?
Husband:No that’s enough.
After Divorce Bill Gates Realise His Mistake And now He wants to Marry Again
marriage wasn’t working!
Why would you want to
start everything up again?”
“That’s always worked before”
he says.