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Shri Ram Statue in Ayodhya

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Shri Ram Statue at Ayodhya

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Shri Ram Statue in Ayodhya Information

Dedicated to : Hindu God Lord Ram
Annouced Date: 2017
Height: 221 Meters
Allocated Land: 28.28 hectares
Location: Ayodhya, Uttar Pradesh
Amount Sanctioned : ₹ 200 crores
Scheme Name: Navya Ayodhya
Statue Design finalised on: 24 November 2018

A monument dedicated to Lord Rama is in the making at the birthplace of Lord Rama i.e. Ayodhya, Uttar Pradesh. In the year 2017, the Yogi Adityanath Government had announced that the Ram Statue will be constructed as a part of the ‘Navya Ayodhya’ scheme launched by the Tourism Department of Uttar Pradesh. The design for this proposed plan got finalised and earlier this year, the Yogi Government cleared the budget for the Ram Statue. Let us look into the details and latest developments in the Ram Statue project.

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Shree Ram Statue in Ayodhya

On the banks of Sarayu river, a miniaturized version of the proposed Ram Statue is being erected where workers are coating a plyboard cutout of this miniature statue with plaster of Paris. Along the ghats of river Sarayu, an annual event on Diwali is organized by the Yogi Government which is called Deepostsav. Last year on the occasion of Diwali, South Korea’s first lady Kin Jung Sook visited Ayodhya and saw the lightened up bridges, bedecked ghats and the star attraction was the miniaturized version of Lord Rama’s Statue.

Lord Rama Statue Height

  • The Ram Statue to be built in Ayodhya, UP is said to be 221 metres tall which includes the 151 metres of statue plus 20 metres of umbrella on top and 50 metres of the stand below the statue. The Lord Rama Statue will be made of bronze. The UP Government has also sought technical support from the Gujarat Government.
  • This statue of Shri Ram will also include the statue of Nishadraj, the boatman who helped Lord Rama, Laxman and Sita to cross the holy river Ganga during the exile. It was on 24th of November, 2018 that the complete design of the Lord Shri Ram Statue was finalized.

Ram Statue in UP Cost

  • The UP Government asked interested architects to bring their budgetary plans for the proposed Ram Statue Project. The two – part presentations by the intrested bidders were closed down on October 30th, 2018.
  • This expression of interest asked for by the Yogi Government made the total cost of the project to be 75 billion. Going by the expression of interest notice, this cost 7.75 billion includes construction of the Ram Statue plus the development of the Sarayu riverfront.
  • The technical bid aka Plan A and the second bid or the Plan B had to be submitted and opened by October 20. The technical bid (Plan A) included a master plan starting from project layouts, landscaping, floorings etc while the Plan B had plans like submitting museum designs, parking lots and an art gallery.
  • But on 17th October, 3 days prior to when the bids were to start, the Yogi Government extended the date to 23rd October for opening the bids.
  • Final presentations for the construction of art gallery and museum were conducted on 30th of October. Post that, companies were shortlisted by the Yogi Government who will take on the project of Ram Statue alongside Sarayu river.
  • For the grand project of Lord Shri Ram Statue, the Government of Uttar Pradesh cleared a budget of ₹200 crores on March 2nd, 2019. Along with this, 28.28 hectares of land has been identified for the Ram Statue project. Also, for the statue of the boatman Nishadraj, the government has decided to allocate ₹34 crores.

The success of the Ram Statue will be a major turning point in the growth of Ayodhya’s economy and it will also improve the image of Ayodhya and will help in making it a tourist place. This grand project in the state of UP will help a long way in restoring the historical glory of Ayodhya .

There was an American man who lived in Thailand

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The man was horrified. He went back to Thailand to see a Thai doctor thinking he would know more about it. The doctor said “Oh yes, pongolion HP, very rare. yes” said the Thai Doctor. The American doctor wants to amputate my penis, the man said. “Stupid a american doctor, make more money that way, no need amputate.” “Oh thank god” said the man. Then the Thai doctor said “wait two weeks, falls off by itself”.

When alien couple Get down on farmer’s field

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a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil.
The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear.

His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and his
penis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can.

The next morning the aliens leave after breakfast and the husband asks his wife
how it went. “Wonderful, I’m glad we agreed”, she replied. “How about you?”

The farmer says tells her it seemed really strange and very different from human sex. “
How so?”, asked the wife?

“Well, all she did was play with my ears the whole time…”

A Chicken Goes to a Fox for Therapy

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are feeling and why you are feeling this way. Sergio says “When I was a young chick, I was abused by a relative. My parents did not believe me. Then, my older brother Jesus Cortez, was killed horrifically in a farming accident. He was shredded into chicken fingers right before my eyes. My parents blamed me for his death and wished I had died instead.

The therapist says ” That’s horrible, you must feel so much trauma. Let’s talk about it before you do anything.” Sergio interrupts “You don’t understand, my parents and I reconciled some years back. We have a great relationship now and I no longer feel sad about my brother’s death. But when I was 18 I signed up for the military and was sent far away from home. I did horrible things, slaughtered women and children. I still see their faces sometimes.” The therapist responds “I see, many veterans of war suffer from depression, especially if you did something that compromised your morals so deeply.” Sergio replies “Doc, I’ve never told anyone this, but I enjoyed it! People, deep down, are basically animals I believe.

I was like a blood thirsty wolf and when I see the faces of my victims I smile. But after the war I became so lonely. I no longer had my war buddies and I’ve always been an ugly duckling so no woman wanted to have sex with me.” The therapists nods and says ” I see, loneliness can be very very hard on a person, but i can help you with strategies to make friends, your lonliness is only temporary and suicide is permanent.”

Sergio interrupts “Doc its OK now. After a couple years of bumming around I got a good paying job and found a woman who appreciated what I can provide for her. I have 5 daughters and 5 sons and I haven’t felt lonely in years. Really, I’m doing great!”
The therapist, puzzled, asks” I don’t understand, if you are feeling so amazing why are you wanting to commit suicide?”
The chicken replies ” To get to the other side.”

A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals

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missing. Did you eat them?”
The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says:

“No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence.”

The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe.

Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to his
Tribe and asks: “Okay, which one of you idiots did it?”

A tribesman sheepishly puts up his hands and admits:
“I ate a secretary.”
The chief smacks the tribesman and yells:

“You fool! We’ve been eating middle management for weeks and nobody has noticed.
Then you had to go and eat someone that does actual work!”