When A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day.

–And …… Once again, they tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing.4 hours go by and the spy isn’t talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to…

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Man Buy a New Scope for His Rifle

two bullets to the man and says, “Here are two bullets.I’ll give you this scope for nothing if you take thesetwo bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s dick off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says, “Youknow what? I think I can do that with one shot!”

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biggest confusion in whore house

house gets $75.” So he leaves. At the second house, he’s told a girl costs $100 “What’s the split?” ” House gets $60, girl gets $40″ So he leaves At the third house he’s told a girl will cost $100 “What’s the split?” ” girl gets $75, house gets $25″ ” hot damn! That’s a…

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Funny Quarantine Quotes Memes, Insta Captions

Roses are red, oceans are blue, this is me in isolation, how about you? “Is today boring you? Go outside and lick a stranger’s face.. that should spice things up a bit.“ “ It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Isolation.“ “I want to get quarantined with…

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Cow for Sale

has a snatch just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says,“It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like a woman andit’s worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not worth shit.

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When Trump Family Flying NY to DC

To t‌‌hat t‌‌he p‌‌ilot s‌‌ays, “‌‌Why d‌‌on’t y‌‌ou a‌‌ll j‌‌ump o‌‌ut t‌‌he w‌‌indow a‌‌nd m‌‌ake t‌‌he w‌‌hole c‌‌ountry h‌‌appy?

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He Falls in Love With Traditional Girl

To see if he really does love her, the father asks “And why is that?” The guy lets out a long-drawn-out sigh… “Well, it is just that minehave gotten tired.”

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A Lady is Standing on Tthe Top of a Ledge

trying to talk me into havings*x instead of jumping off this ledge!”The guy gets fed up and walks away..“Where you going ?” asks the lady?“I’m just gonna go wait for you at the bottom…”

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Why Do Rich People Stay Rich?

Why do rich people stay rich? THEY MASTER THE ART OF SPENDING. The common traits among rich is that they work smart to earn by spending least time, effort and money. Tesla doesn’t spend on advertising. Owners talk about it to their family and friends. They refer their code to friends to get free supercharging. By…

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Why this man wants to live 100 years

and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke.”“Do you eat a lot of sugary and greasy foods?” “No, sir! I carefully watch my diet and caloric intake, and I’m sure to eat plenty of vegetables.”“Do you go to parties? Stay up late? Are you sexually promiscuous?” “Not at all! Early to bed…

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A vacationing penguin is driving his car

Goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat.Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice…

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A Man Scores a Hot Date

to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly. Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll, and vanishes back under the table. His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, “could you do that again?”The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies “probably, but I don’t think I can fit another…

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Do not Enter in Any Dormitory

will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:“How much for a season ticket?”

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When There is no Life

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The Inventor

the fabric when cold weather sets in.“Women need not worry, we have killed that bastard”

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