Naughty Buttler

“Now, Charles,” she commands,….“take off my bra.”With trembling fingers, he unclasps her bra and pulls it off.“And now, Charles, my panties. Take them off too.”He hooks his fingers in the waistband of her panties and slowly,slowly slides them down to the floor.“Thank you, Charles,” she says, with a faint smile on her lips.“Now, if I…

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Who is Smart Husband or Wife

Wife- Its my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me. Husband- Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they escaped getting married to you!

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Pappu Gets Loose Motions

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Woman Asked Me for Interest

I am no longer welcomeat that KFC restaurant.

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Woman is Arrested for Beating her Husband

“No. First a Gibson. Then a Fender”

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When your girlfriend’s birthday

She even gave me head and I ate her ass. To be fair, I had to pull out all the stops. This birthday was special. After all… you only get one quinceanera.

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When the Wife Tells all Truth to Husband

father.” “I know,” I whispered,“That’s why I poisoned your tea.”

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A Wife With Lover on bed

feet sticking out at the end of the bed.He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?” “You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there”The husband climbed out of…

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are in Divorce Court

Mickey, visibly upset and very emotional response to thejudge: “No, No, No Your Honor. I don’t want to divorceMinnie because she’s crazy, I want to divorce Minnie because she’s fuckin’ Goofy!”.

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Johnny and His Mommy Mummy’s Big Balloons

float to heaven.” Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys’ dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!” His father says, “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up…

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When Wife Take Husband to Clun on His Birthday

brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,“How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share laneswith them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms aroundDave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Daves wife,…

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She gets her b*tt tattooed around the h0le

surprise for him when he comes back. Finally comesthe day when he’s due back home and as soon ashe steps through the door they fall in each other’s arms and the situation quickly turnsinto a passionate lovemaking session. It gets so intense that every position is usedand no hole is left unattended. They finish with…

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Funny Jokes To Tell Humor Friends

Did you know that best friends would not mind if your place is clean. All they need is beer. You may share all your secrets with me. They can be safe with my friends. While I was wondering how the ball was turning bigger in size, my friend hit me with it. Do you consider…

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When Aliens Visit to Earth

greatest, isn’t he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok”.Surprised, the pope follows up with: “He visits every year?! It’s been over twomillennia and we’re still waiting for his SECOND coming!” The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize.“Maybe he…

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Men will be Damn

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

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