When A Boy Play With Alexa Assistant

sitting here right next to you.Your Dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

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Professor In the Boat

After a while the boat started sinking. TheSailor asked the Professor, do you knowswiminology & escapology from sharkology?The professor said no.Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy willeat your assology, headology & you willdieology because of your mouthology.

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Mother Finds Out Secret of Son’s Room-mate

more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate. Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.” About a week later, his roommate came to…

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Husband is Losing Interest in Her

minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me,ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me rightthere on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry,we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never…

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Trapped in S33X Room

the only way out is for them to figure out the specific thing that they all have in common. How long does it take them/how do they figure it out?

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A Cat Walks into a Bar

pushes the shot off the table. “Another.”

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Top Funny Short Jokes Makes You day Happy

6.The best day for you in the whole year is April 1 because that’s the day that suits you best. 7. Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position… 8. Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it. 9. A fast beating…

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Man Drinking in the Bar

“Let’s go!” At Stacey’s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey’s desk and asks, “Is this your brother?” “No, it isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. “Is it your husband?” Stacey giggles even more, “No, silly!” “Then, it must be your boyfriend!” Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim’s ear. She says, “No,…

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An Indian shop owner is on
his deathbed in hospital

“Yes I am here my husband”, she says “Kajol, my daughter, are you here”“Yes I am here father”, she says “Suren, My son, are you here”. “Yes I am here father”, he says “Well, if all of you are here,then who is looking after the bloody shop” yells the father.

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When 2 Students Accidentally Miss The Math Final Exam

cart and you get too hot. What do you do?”The student replies “I open the window.” “Ok. Now that window is 2 feet wide and 3 feet high. The train is traveling 50 mphgoing north and the wind is blowing at 15 mph due east. How long will it take fornew air to replace the…

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Little Girl

The little girl replies, “Because mommy, every timeyou leave in the morning, the lady next door comesover and blows it back up.”

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When a lady gets a job in an adult shop

and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,comes in some time later. The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one onthe wall?”…

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She Wants Some Different on His Birthday

baby lotion and whipped my cock out.

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boy is learning and having fun too

boxers quickly. The dad looked at me. I said,“Dad, this is really not what it looks like.” My Dad replied, “I hope so! Because it looks likeyou are mastorbat!ng to a javascript tutorial!”

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Little Boy Caught the Parents

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