An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride.
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She is gorgeous. The old man pulls down his pants and his dick is totally flaccid. “Now it’s your turn,” he says to the salesman. The salesman pulls down his pants to reveal a raging hard-on. He pounces on the wife and begins humping away. “Ha! You lose!” says the older man. “You can keep…
Read More$1000 of her Br*ast But he wast it
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She opens her blouse and theman puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.” Eventually thelady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
Read MoreFeeling Like a Women
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“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Read MoreA Lady With Dog in Bus
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When the lady told him the sound and smell was irritating, he told her she should have thought about being nice when he had asked her to move the dog. They began another argument and the lady threw the pickle out the window. The man then threw the dog out the window. Just then the…
Read MoreHow to Check Purity of Coins
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payment in bit coinsgoes long way back
Read More2 Girls Living the Next Door
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be a bit louder, please? I’mtrying to masturbate.”
Read MoreI’m Gonna Say hello and you say Ass
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they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table andtheir mom greets them. “Good morning boys, what would you likefor breakfast?” Billy looks at his older brother, who smiles andthrows his arm over the back rest and says,“Ah hell mom, make it cheerios.” Their mom turns around and chases him up thestairs spanking him the…
Read MoreRoyal Enfield Bullet Hashtags for Instagram
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Reasons why Bullet is more popular than other Bikes in India Bullet is the first choice among bike lovers. Mostly, people belonging to Punjab, Haryana, and Chandigarh region are more fond of riding a Bullet. Following are some prominent reasons why Bullet is a favorite among boys and girls: • First choice among Army men Since…
Read MoreSon Like A Father
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Dad: “HI GAY, I’M…DAD”Son: “No dad, I’m serious!”Dad: “You’re serious? I thought you were Gay!”
Read MoreWill’s experience at the airport
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She smiled and told him not toworry because they were trainedprofessionals and he was in goodhands.Then she asked Will, “Has your planearrived yet?”
Read MoreWaiting for Royal Enfield Quotes
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I just look at you and thought how lucky I am and that look takes my breath away…. I just wonder about your tender and fine structure…. Your curves make me crazy…. I do smile like an idiot when I m with you I don’t know why but just because it’s you… Well I am…
Read MoreAddicted Guys go to the Hypnotist
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himself. He says “fuck it. That guy way full shit. There’s no way one little drinkwill kill me.” And goes into the bar. The other 2 men; curious to see what happens, wait for him outside.Minutes later the alcoholic opens the bar door, takes one step onto the sidewalk, and drops dead. The other 2…
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