Goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,
decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat.
Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem.
The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”
to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll, and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, “could you do that again?”
The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies “probably, but I don’t think I can fit another roll in my arse.”
will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
“How much for a season ticket?”
the fabric when cold weather sets in.
“Women need not worry, we have killed that bastard”
a doctor to figure out that you have slept with my wife!”
The doctor remains calm: “The answer
lies in the genetics.
Some genetics have recessive traits, which are not apparent to
the parents but may be passed on to the child.
For example, last week one of your sheep
gave birth to a black sheep.”The chieftain pauses for a thinking, then
replies: “I tell you what.
You say no word about black sheep and I say no word about white child.”
“Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.”
“Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,” said Erica, “Or we might both still be alive.”
