Pregnant Women Leave

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When Trump S@ucks the Urine

of the SS says “Mr President, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we’ve done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it’s Mike Pence’s.” “That traitor”, shouts Trump. “I’ll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news?” “Well”, says the…

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An old Couple is ready to go to Sleep

“Because I want to feelsomething hard for a change.”

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What Robin Said to Batman

bright colors?” “It also makes me lesslikely to be shot.”

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How do I get a CNG certificate?

The rising costs of Diesel and petrol across the nation and the growing awareness of the impact on the environment caused by burning these fuels have led to many people looking for alternatives to the fuel they use. The most preferred option that people are making is compressed natural gas (CNG). Many people are choosing…

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When A pirate walked into a bar.

to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off.”The bartender was growing skeptical. “And how did you get that eyepatch?” The pirate took another swig. “Twas a mutiny. My own crew left me marooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be…

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Don’t bet Johnny

her and says I bet your underwear is blue. His teacher smiles and says no and lifts up her skirt to show she is not wearing any underwear. Johnny smiles and says my dad will pay you the 25 dollars. The teacher shows up to Johnny’s house and talks to his dad and tells him…

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Man Starts Crawling His House

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Nuns Want Punishment For Their Sins. But Their Sins Were Blissful For Them

I took his penis in my hand.” The priest says: -Do not be ashamed, child. Say a Hail Mary, was your hands in the holy water. and all will be forgiven.” The fourth nun cuts infront of the third nun. The third min cuts back infront of the fourth nun. The fourth nun tries to…

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Prince Charles decided to take up walking and everyday. But..

Camilla decided to accompany her husband and as the couple neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled “See what you get for five pounds, you cheap bastard!

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Tragedy With Widow

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Taxi driver & woman in car

and just sit there awkwardly. The woman speaks up and says “I’m a prostituteand its going to be 100 dollars for my service.” The man is stunned and saddenedthat she didn’t really like him. He gives her the money and she tells him thatshe is ready to leave and the man replies “I’m a taxi…

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9 months later

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’…

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When 1 is hanging by her shirt

closer, he realized it was. He approached her.He said, “Ma’am, do you understand your right breastis hanging out of your shirt?” She replied, “Oh shit.I left the baby on the bus!”

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When a Man is Stung by a Bee

It must be miles away by now.””No, you don’t understand!”answers the doctor, “I’ll putsome cream on the place you were stung.” “Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house.”“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated, “I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you.” “On my finger!”…

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