There was an American man who lived in Thailand
The man was horrified. He went back to Thailand to see a Thai doctor thinking he would know more about it. The doctor said “Oh yes, pongolion HP, very rare. yes” said the Thai Doctor. The American doctor wants to amputate my penis, the man said. “Stupid a american doctor, make more money that way,…
Read MoreNeed Make up to Unlock Phone
Wife: Doing her makeup💄 early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy ⁉😡 Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me. Husband: Laughing Loudly
Read MoreWhen alien couple Get down on farmer’s field
a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil.The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and hispenis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can. The next morning the aliens…
Read MoreA Chicken Goes to a Fox for Therapy
are feeling and why you are feeling this way. Sergio says “When I was a young chick, I was abused by a relative. My parents did not believe me. Then, my older brother Jesus Cortez, was killed horrifically in a farming accident. He was shredded into chicken fingers right before my eyes. My parents blamed…
Read MoreA large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals
missing. Did you eat them?”The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says: “No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence.” The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe. Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to hisTribe and…
Read MoreTwo Homeless Guys at Vatican
Two homeless guys are on the street in front of the Vatican. One has a big cross and the other a star of David. The pope sees them and stops his whole entourage to go speak to them. He says to the beggar under the star of David, “my son this is a Catholic country.…
Read MoreA Joke From History
The Queen nods in assent, saying “you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her n@ked in your arms. For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of…
Read MoreMan Hates Cat
would always beat him home.At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge,then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the…
Read More1 Dollar for Dirty Joke
Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?” Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?” Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?” Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how…
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Celebrating Birthday Alone Ideas Quotes
As we grow, Birthdays lose their charm!! Don’t they? Year after year, partying, making schedules, and entertaining others, eventually takes a back seat and the feeling to explore oneself becomes the priority. Especially when one is going through some mid-life crisis, and is yearning for some ‘me’ time. What better than celebrating your birthday ‘alone’?!!!…
Read MoreMAKE ME A SANDWICH
me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head.“Not me. I already have one of those.”
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How to Conceive Twins Naturally? Pregnant with Twins
People are divided on whether or not they should have twins. Some couples say they’d love to have two babies, but others have a completely different reaction. If you are a twin or have twin siblings, your perception of reality is likely to differ significantly from that of someone who has never dealt with more…
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