True love vs Fake love Quotes
I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed. People wear masks of lies so that they look attractive, so be careful. Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. Real love is what you feel it. You see it, and you show it! But fake love is just made of words. Spend…
Read MoreTwo Engineers Were Standing at the Base
“but we don’t have a ladder.”The woman took a wrench from her purse,loosened a couple of bolts, and laidthe pole down on the ground.Then she took a tape measure fromher handbag, took a measurement andannounced, “Twenty one feet,six inches,” and walked away.One engineer shook his head andlaughed, “Typical blonde!We ask for the height and shegives…
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Royal Enfield LED headlight Royal Enfield Lights Grill Cover Royal Enfield Metal Leg Guard Royal Enfield Rubber Exhaust Cap Royal Enfield Digital Speedometer Royal Enfield Bar End Mirrors Chain Brush for Royal Enfield Royal Enfield Fog Lights Stainless Steel Handlebar Pillion Backrest for Royal Enfield 1 LED headlight: This headlight is one of the best…
Read MoreWife on Bed with a Lover
are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.The husband climbed out of bed and counted. One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.
Read MoreWhen a Lady go to the Gynecologist
it rains, and you get the same reaction, I want you to come straight in. OK?”About two weeks later, after two days of steady rain, she’s in a fair amount of discomfort and heads to the Dr’s office. The Dr has her stand in front of him and gets her to lift up her skirt.…
Read MoreWife’s Butt is Getting Big
they’re about the same size.That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky.“Not tonight,” says his wife.He asks her why not, to which she responds, “Doyou really think I’m going to fire up this big-assgrill for one little weiner?”
Read MoreDo not know what Ah Beng might have thought
Confusion. The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, “Ready.. Aim..”, but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, ” Earthquake’! Earthquake!” The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape. Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad…
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Rafale Deal UPA vs NDA in Hindi – राफले डील यूपीए VS एनडीए
यहाँ पढ़े राफेल डील क्या है भारत को राफले जेट्स की आवश्यकता क्यों है राफेल डील इतिहास और विवरण राफेल डील कुल लागत राफेल डील तुलना यूपीए की एनडीए से राफेल डील का सम्बन्ध रिलायंस से राफले डील कांग्रेस बनाम बीजेपी राफेल डील क्या है: राफले जेट जुड़वां इंजन, मध्यम बहु-भूमिका मुकाबला एयरक्राफ्ट (एमएमआरसीए) विकसित…
Read MoreA teacher writes DEFINITELY
chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.”Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team are definitely going to win the game this Saturday.” “No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday but wanting is not enough to make it definitely.”Little Johnny…
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