Soldier Gets His Tool Blown

The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a babyelephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to be. At first, he is upset but can’t help but admire the length and girth of his new penis. The doctor tells him not toworry and to return…

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Wife Always Dangerous Than Mafia

Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

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Woman Opened Legs & Doctor Wondered

I think it’s incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!” “I’m very sorry,” replied the doctor, “please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once …”

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When The frog said if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess

the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket.A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me backinto a beautiful princess, I will do ANYTHING you want!” The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled,and put it back. Finally, the frog cried,…

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Helping Myself to Your Wife

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor: “Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the…

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Dozens of Cow Mating With a Young Bull

scraping the ground with his hoof.”Don’t bother competing with that guy,”says the other old bull. “You’re too old. He’d laugh at you.” “I’m not trying to compete with him,” replies the firstold bull. “I just want him to know I’m not a cow.”

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Chuck Norris at His Best

Michael Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?

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How to Remove Dark Spots Treatment Hindi

क्या आपके चेहरे पर काले धब्बे या रंजकता के निशान हैं जो दूर नहीं होते हैं? क्या आप लगातार इन काले धब्बों के बारे में चिंता करते हैं और हर बार जब आप बाहर निकलते हैं तो खुद को मेकअप से ढंकते हैं। यदि आप इन स्थितियों से अच्छी तरह से संबंधित हैं, तो यह…

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A Ma‌‌n i‌‌‌‌s Bein‌‌g Felease‌‌d f‌‌ro‌‌m a‌‌‌‌ U‌‌‌‌S Hospital

“‌‌Oh‌‌, I‌‌‌‌ g‌‌ues‌‌s I‌‌‌‌ c‌‌a‌‌n u‌‌nderstan‌‌d t‌‌hat”, s‌‌ay‌‌s t‌‌h‌‌e m‌‌an‌‌.S‌‌‌‌o t‌‌he‌‌y k‌‌ee‌‌p w‌‌alking‌‌, a‌‌n‌‌d i‌‌‌‌n t‌‌h‌‌e n‌‌ex‌‌t r‌‌oo‌‌m h‌‌‌‌e f‌‌ind‌‌s a‌‌‌‌ m‌‌al‌‌e p‌‌atien‌‌t r‌‌eceivin‌‌g a‌‌‌‌ b‌‌lo‌‌w j‌‌o‌‌b f‌‌ro‌‌m a‌‌‌‌ n‌‌urse‌‌. S‌‌‌‌o t‌‌h‌‌e m‌‌a‌‌n t‌‌urn‌‌s t‌‌‌‌o t‌‌h‌‌e n‌‌urs‌‌e e‌‌scortin‌‌g h‌‌i‌‌m a‌‌n‌‌d p‌‌roclaims‌‌, “‌‌Ok‌‌, n‌‌o‌‌w y‌‌o‌‌u h‌‌av‌‌e s‌‌om‌‌e e‌‌xplainin‌‌g t‌‌‌‌o d‌‌o.‌‌”T‌‌h‌‌e n‌‌urs‌‌e s‌‌hrugs‌‌, a‌‌n‌‌d t‌‌he‌‌n r‌‌eplies‌‌, “‌‌Sam‌‌e…

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Only Married Man Understand This joke.

this is the happiest day ofher life.” The boy nods and then says,“OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

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A Joke That Abraham Lincoln Told

They even began to wonder if he might be a loyalist sympathizer. Finally, one day when he returned from nature’s call, they asked him: “What do you think of the art in the privy?” “I can think of no more appropriate place for that portrait.” The English are shocked, and the Ambassador continues, “Nothing would…

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Fred Asked “Mum, am I adopted?”

“What do you mean?”“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued. “You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.”“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”

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She and Her Husband Enjoy Every Day & Night

woman persisted “Every morning myhusband and I pass each other in the hall and say, ‘Fuck you!’”

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Girlfriend Surprise Her Boyfriend

house furniture to make them perfectly symmetric from every angle

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A Doctor Orders “Almond Daiquiri” Everday in the Bar

goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds.He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming thedoctor won’t know the difference. The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink.He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up. “Is this…

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