The Genie Fills The Sea With Beer

however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew. The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going!…

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Which is Best Country

that America is the best country in the world.

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My wife is pissed
off at me

cover it up” was not the right answer.

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When Women Joined Country Club

Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m.”He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.They roll their eyes, but say, “Okay.”She’s there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an…

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She unbuttons her shirt

out his wallet, gives her 5 brand new $20 bills, and says: “Here is $100!Now give me $500!”

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Husband Exclaims His Wife Having Big Butt

“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?”

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Love Like A Movies

pulled out, spat on my dick and stuck it in her ass.I then threw her on the floor and came on her face and tits”. The barman said ” Wow, that sounds amazing, but why the blackeye”? “Well, it turns out we don’t watch the same movies”.

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A Millionaire widow Wants to Remarry

no arms and no legs. She asks: what do you want?He says: I came because of the newspaper ad.Her: do you meet the first requirement?Him: I got no arms, so I can’t hit you.Her: do you meet the second requirement?Him: I got no legs, so I can never leave you.Her: what about the third requirement?Him:…

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Widow and Mortician

A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she…

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Why this Man Get a Double Doesn of Viagra

Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Mondaymorning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged…

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Three Men in the Crematorium

that he will scatter the ashes at sea, because their love of the sea kept them together during difficult times.The third, a cook, says that he intends to mix his husband’s ashes into a bowl of chili and eat it.The two other men look at him in horror and disgust. The pilot asks “why would…

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Who Enjoys More Man or Woman

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A Guy Throws 20 Quarters Everyday For a Beer

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What could be their baby name

to have their son name aftertheir heritage After much argumentthey decided on the name. Ravi O’Lee

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NASA on Apollo Project

“What are these guys in the big suits doing?” A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts. Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder.…

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