Drunk Staggers says I’m Jesus Christ

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Two Couples & Widow Shocked

To his delight, the hotel is exactly as it was all those years ago, with the only exception being that the room now has a computer. So he decides to type an email to his wife. But in his excitement he forgets one letter in the email address. One letter. Meanwhile, in a different part…

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Here’s the Oldest Dirty Joke I Know

can keep smoking. Ethyl, completely confounded by this move remarks:Ethyl: “What is that?! I need one!”Gladys: “Oh this? Just go to the pharmacist, and tell him you need some condoms.”So Ethyl decides right then and there she needs to get condoms immediately. She takesa detour on her way home that day and visits the pharmacy.…

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Man on Dating With Blonde

A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the…

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Waiting Game

“Yes, Officer?”“What are you doing?” the policeman asked. “Well, sir, I’m reading, and my girlfriend is knitting a sweater.”“How old are you, son?” the officer asked. “I’m twenty,” the boy replied, looking at his watch.“And in about twelve minutes, she’ll be eighteen.”

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Kim Jong Wouldn’t Have Thought That

in her beauty, international superpower, andredeemer of all civilizations, she is our only mother.” Kim Jong applauses. “What a diligent student you are.What do you want to be when you’re older?” The student replies “An orphan.” Edit: Since I wrote this I’ve been hearing a Borat voicein my head saying “Make glorious nation of Kazakhstan”all…

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Hubby Drying His Toll

your dinner” is NOT the correct answer

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Shopping With Husband

lower to her thigh. She turns to him andsays”No chance love, if you’re not preparedto shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”

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3 Guys Were Sitting in a Biker Bar

The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again. And he said “I got it on with your grandma. And she is good. The best I ever had!”…

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She wants to get her husband’s teeth

“I think you havethe wrong room.”“You put in my husband’s teeth last week,”she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”

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When three men were buried under a landslide in China

they will come for them in 24 hours The second man made a phone call to the army:“Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!”The soldier told him they will come for them in 12 hours The final man made a phone call to someone and made a whisper…

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When Trump Supporters meet God

God says, “My son, there was no fraud.Biden won the electoral college fair andsquare, 306 to 232.” After a few seconds of stunned silence,the one guy turns to the other and whispers,“This goes higher up than we thought.”

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While My Secretary as on Maternity Leave

I told her I’d give her that much with pleasure.She shook her head and replied, “With pleasure, it’ll be $600 a week.”

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20+ Mother Day Quotes for Everyone

The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.” “To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” — “The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.” “Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.” “No language can express the power…

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Husband, Wife Fighting on Bloowjob

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