Funny Leave Request During Corona Epidemic

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Be Calm When it’s your wife

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

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Who is the Father of this Baby

gynaecologist decide they better get the father who was too squeamish to be in the delivery room.So the father looks between his wife’s legs. The baby’s head pops out again. “Hey, you my dad?”Father “Yes!”Baby, “Well come here” and a tiny arm squeezes out, and starts to punch the top of the father’shead nonstop while…

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Woman Lost his Husband

She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, “You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?” She answered by saying, “I bought it with the insurance money!” She then said, “Irving, remember that new car you promised me?” She answered again saying, “Well, I bought it with the…

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A Lady from the Revenue Service

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles, and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy’s…

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aapki beti hamari beti scheme application form

As you all know, even today, there is negative thinking among our countrymen about girls. Even today, criminal cases like feticide occur. Due to this, there is a great difference in the ratio of girls to boys. Keeping this in mind, the Haryana Government has started the Haryana Aapki Beti Hamara Beti Yojana. Today we…

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पर्सनल लोन न चुकाने पर क्या होता है

personal loan nahi bhara to kya hoga आप किसी भी उद्देश्य के लिए पर्सनल लोन का उपयोग कर सकते हैं जैसे कि उच्च शिक्षा, छोटे घर के नवीकरण के काम, बेटी की शादी, बड़ी टिकट खरीद, विदेशी छुट्टी, या यहां तक ​​कि एक चिकित्सा आपातकाल के मामलों में भी। लेकिन जब आप पर्सनल लोन लेते…

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A Poor Cowboy and Horse

rides further, he sees an upcoming cliff. He commands the horseto stop by saying ‘whoa’ but the horse only picks up speed. Panicking, the cowboy scream “WHOA!” but the horse only goes into afull gallop. Then the cowboy remembers and tries saying “giddy up!” The horse comes to a complete stop mere inches from the…

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Kid on Dating

A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…” “It cost me only four euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that much.” “I know father… But…

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Three Dinosaurs and Magic lamp

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So Joe had these headaches…

anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked…

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I’d give you $1M

Man: Well, I don’t have $1M.

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Man Having Affair with Italian Woman

Also, Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18. She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9…

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Argument Between Husband and Wife

A hardcore Chartered Accountant gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, “Where the hell have you been?” He replies, “I was out getting a tattoo!” “A tattoo?” She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a thousand Dollar note on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell…

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Old Man’s Lust for a Blonde Girl

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