says,… “Are you done yet?” And the wife says,
“Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

he also doesn’t want the farmer to lose his second wife, so he
suggests to the farmer, “You know, if you want your farm to be
more successful, maybe you should hire a 21-year-old farmhand.”

“That I’ll do!” says the farmer.

A few months later, the farmer comes back and says to the bartender, “I have some good news! I got my wife pregnant!”

“That’s very nice,” replies the bartender. “How’s the farmhand doing?”

“I thought you’d never ask,” answers the farmer. “I got her pregnant too!”

Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During wrapping, the clerk mixed the items up and the sister got the gloves instead. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with this note:
“I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove…..!

waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders
a big sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn’t the neatest eater and he ends up covered in
melted ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look
at him and says,

“Looks like you blew a seal.” “No,” the penguin insists,
“it’s just ice cream.”

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck.
Bu became Buck.
Hu became Huck.
Su and Fu decided to stay in China!

Answer: The person was born in 2005 B.C. (Before Christ).
Therefore, he was 5 years old in 2000 B.C, 10 in 1995 B.C, and 15 in 1990 B.C.

GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins… nothing… The vendor has a good memory.
“What now?” he asks, a bit annoyed at the repeat activity.

She looks at the man, holding his gaze and carefully says “I. Wanna. Get. WEIGHED.”
He ends the date right there and storms off.

Dejected, the girl goes home to her roommate, who asks, “How was your date?”
She throws the stuffed animal to the ground and shouts, “Wousy!”