Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Enjoyment at girlfriend’s parent’s house

a dad, replies “Hi sorry, I’m Dad!” He then turns to me and asks “Are youfucking sorry?”

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Hilarious Nurse

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Wife Cheat and Stupid Husband

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Dirty Frog and woman

said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”The woman said, “That’s okay.”For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make…

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Not Satisfied With Small Tool

searching for ways to climb his way up. Luckily he found a rope hanging down that cliff. Excited, he climbed up and on the top of a cliff he found a small weird looking hut. The man went inside and to his expectation, he found the wizard. The wizard was sitting there drinking from a…

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Husband was on Trip & Wife got Pregnant

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn’t get pregnant again.” Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?” Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earline with me.”

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Guy and Attractive Woman

bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table withall my buddies watching while your partner whipped my buttwith wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly,“No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

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Wife Got a Hilarious Reply From Her Husband

the door for her … Why can’tyou do the same?” “Are you mad? I barelyknow the woman!”

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Why this woman needs extra large

“No sir, but do you mind if I waitaround here until someone does?”

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Sterile Man is Father of Three Kids

You require for a DNR analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually you can’t be a father since you are genetically sterile. This is a stress, combined with a relief. On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. That’s what the real stress is.

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“What’s your name, son?” a
principal asked his student.

“No sir, but my dad has a stutter and the guy who registeredmy name was a real jerk.”

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Statue Got Alive

gesture, brings the two to life.The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazingsummers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most”The male statue looks longingly at his female statue companion.The female statue returns his lustful gaze.They…

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Little Johny Is Back

not ‘fascinating’.” Sally raised her hand. She said,“My family went to see Rock Cityand I was fascinated.”The teacher said, “Well, that wasgood Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, butthe teacher hesitated because shehad been burned by Little Johnny before.She finally decided there was noway he could damage…

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When A Jewlish Man Decides His Son Isn’t Religious Enough

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Man with Chinese Person

me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”“No”, I said, “It’s because you’redrinking my beer, you little prick.”

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