Tarzan Use Tree Holes For Fun

She watched in awe for a while.Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed ‘What the hell did you…

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Don’t underestimate The Husband on Bed

shoes worth $200 each.Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says,“But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it…

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Lonely Widow is Smart

“How do you feel about sex?” The man asked… “I would like it infrequently,” Said the woman… The man leaned forward…and asked…”Is that one word, or two?”

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When Woman Picks up a $20 of Face Cream

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Man, Gorilla & Serviceman

shotgun. -Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, -I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his. uh.sensitive area,and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself. You slap the handcuffs on.…

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Best Math Game Websites For Your Kids- Fun and Learn!

Kids love to use computer these days.When it comes to learning they get amaze at the idea of using computer for it. Have you come across these types of sites that make your child to understand the math concepts visually and comprehensively? Well if your answer is no then here we are listing 20 websites…

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Blonde In bank

you to put something up as collateral.”The blonde takes another moment to think and says, “I have a car. I’ll put that up!”The bank teller pulls out a form and asks the blonde, “That would work. What kind of car is it?” The blonde hands the teller her keys and answers, “it’s a bright orange…

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Do you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous?

“Hi, and what’s your name?”“Dewey,” came the answer from duck number two.“So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?” he asked. “Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too.Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?”The bartender turnedto the third duck and said, “So, you must be Louie?”“No,” she…

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Man Comes When Woman is Alone

day off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door. The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the doorand listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell…

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Wife Demands for Pasteurized Milk

Milkman brings milk to blondes door. notices, note, says please i need 5 gal. today to take a milk bath. In dismay Man rings bell. Blonde in robe opens door, milkman says “5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts.” She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.” The milkman asks “Ok how would…

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A man comes home one day and brags to his wife

A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, “I bought Olympic c0nd**ms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?” His wife replies, “How about we try a silver one instead? You can try to come second for a change.”

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Wife ‘s As$shole

A man and his wife are on their honeymoon. To show his dominance, the man takes off his pants and tells the woman, “Put on my pants.” She does but she says, “They’re too big, they don’t fit me.” He responds, “That’s right, that’s why I wear the pants in the relationship and always will.”…

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His funeral and his wife & friend

“Of course not, please feel free to.” So thea man walks up to the front of the churchand says into the microphone, “Plethora.” and sits back down. Once he gets back to hisseat, the wife is in tears and she says,“Thank you so much, that means a lot.”

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Dear Women

you beautiful, he’slooking at your heartAll 3 guys stillwant to f*ck you, though

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What Teacher Say

“Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”

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